Friday, February 12, 2016

Goa is really amazing but we did not goa

From Hampi, we took a 14-hour bus ride to Goa.  Everyone talks about the beautiful beaches in Goa...the nature, the sunsets, the fresh seafood.  We spent a total of 8 hours in Goa, and only because we were flying from Goa to the north of India.  Essentially, it was a "day-over" in Goa.

To make the most out of our 8 hours in Goa, it was important that we got some sleep on our long bus-ride.  So we bought the most expensive, luxurious bus tickets.  We expected that the bus would be clean, comfortable, safe and on time.  We had obviously learned nothing.

We ended up in the weirdest bus ever.  It was a bus with no seats, which just had mats on the floor. It was cold.  The mats were dirty. The road was winding all the way. We were not comfortable at all.

To add to this difficult sleeping situation, we had no idea when we needed to stop, and we definitely did not trust the driver to tell us.  All we knew was that we should get off the bus about 14 hours after we got on.  We were therefore in a constant state of stress, trying to figure out where we were and if our stop was coming up.  The road around us was pitch black so we had to use the stars to figure out our location.  Jeremy managed to fall asleep.  Alina did not.  In the middle of the night, Jeremy sat up, looked around, and said "We are here!" and then proceeded to fall back asleep.

Jeremy chilling in the bus


Alina's version of chilling in the bus. She looks happy

4 hours after Jeremy's premonition, we got restless and decided that we were probably in Goa.  So, when the bus stopped, we got off.  We found ourselves on a highway, in the dark, in the middle of nowhere.  Alina's stomach grumbles.....

....

We had no idea where to go but we figured that, if we were in Goa, we should be able to find a beach within a few kilometers. So we called an Uber and it took us to the beach.  JUST KIDDING!  We started walking aimlessly and then a car stopped and offered to drive us to the beach.

Camping on the beach
Bogmalo Beach at dawn

And, around dawn, we found ourselves on the beaches of Goa, Jeremy went for a run, a little boy tried to outrun him, and the 2 ended up going for a jog together.  Our grand plan was to spend the 8 hour day-over napping on the beach and spending money on some delicious fish instead of a hotel. This didn't happen.  It turned out that the bus ordeal would be the more the enjoyable part of the trip for Alina. As soon as we arrived at Bogmalo Beach, Alina decided that she was sick, checked into a hotel room (unfortunately, it was not possible to just rent out a bathroom for the day)...In the meantime Jeremy had a feast and chilled on the beach.  But you don't want to hear about that, so back to Alina who .... and then .. some more... and then emerged in time for the flight.


"I found my bathing suit!"


Jeremy taking care of poor Alina 


We successfully made it to the airport though, and off to the North of India! Next stop: Udaipur.

Jeremy and Alina,
When You Gotta Goa, You Just Gotta Goa




Monday, March 24, 2014

Doing it all in Hampi

We stayed for a few days in Hampi, a small village in the middle of nowhere/central-south India, to visit an impressive set of ruins and temples.






The Indian postal service

The circle of life: worshipers would leave offerings of rice, monkeys would eat the rice, and ... Wait, no, that's all that happened, no circle of life here




Alina and the tree, ot a viewpoint on Hampi



Jeremy met a monkey and introduced himself

Jeremy and the monkey instantly bonded 

The monkey taught Jeremy a few tricks

And Jeremy also taught the monkey some tricks of his own

Alina the explorer




Nut-shell boats, the only means of transportation between the two sides of Hampi

We were in Hampi for Hannoukkah and bumped into a Habad house there, so we went and lit the candles one night!



Alina played with a cool dradle, to win some chocolates!




Returning to our side of the river after the Hannoukkah party


We partied super hard in Hampi, as examplified by the facts that there are cool lights in the background and our faces are blue


Making new friends! 


Charlie's Angels

Hampi was a very comprehensive stop, where we really did it all:


Walking Hampi...
Biking Hampi...

Jumping Hampi...

Sleeping Hampi
Taking X-Rated pictures in Hampi...

Boating in Hampi...

Climbing Hampi... We did it all!





Sexy with mustache!


Sexy without mustache!







more boating




Making a stop on the way for "romantic time" as our creepy boat driver explained



Weird carvings. No idea what they are for but we thought you might be interested in them

 Jeremy and Alina,
Mr and Mrs Nonsense

Dancing is Prohibited

After our relaxing week in Kerala, we embarked on a series of long and treacherous commutes throughout central India.  From Kochi, we went to Ooty, which we had heard was a beautiful hilltop town surrounded by beautiful nature.  We found it to be cold and charmless but we found an awesome hotel with a fireplace and we spent an amazing evening there.





We then made a stop in Mysore, where some King decided to build a cool palace in the 20th century.  It was an interesting visit, but according to Jeremy, Versailles is way better...



Alina and her Palace


Making our way further north, we stopped for an evening in Bangalore, where we mostly walked around and stopped in a rooftop bar.  There was an amazing view from the rooftop, and the music was great, so we couldn't help but start dancing.  The manager rushed immediately to us to let us know that "dancing is prohibited".  We believe that the manager was just jealous of Jeremy's crazy dance moves. 

View from our Bangalore rooftop


Jeremy couldn't help but continue dancing sitting down

Maybe, if we dance slowly enough, they won't see us?

Jeremy and Alina,
Nonsense Dancing Forever